I've got thick skin & an elastic heart.
Allison. 24. English major. Post-graduate. Aspiring traveler. Lover of books and the written word. Collector of random thoughts. Rambler. Ranter. Anglophile. Cynic.

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call







"That’s what fiction is for. It’s for getting at the truth when the truth isn’t sufficient for the truth."  - Tim O’Brien (The Things They Carried)




newwavefeminism:

I like what this Army officer had to say about sexual harassment in the military.

newwavefeminism:

I like what this Army officer had to say about sexual harassment in the military.













AM singles + movie posters




cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.




articulatebitches:

miss-love:

my hero

Forever reblog.

articulatebitches:

miss-love:

my hero

Forever reblog.




geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying










burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom




Much Ado About Nothing Press Night Afterparty